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How home maintenance changes when you move to Australia 

Ask around any street in Tunbridge Wells and you will not have to go far to find someone with a son in Perth, a daughter in Brisbane, or a quiet plan of their own to follow the sun. Britain has been one of the largest sources of new Australians for generations, and the flow has never really stopped.

What rarely comes up in the excitement of the move is the house. Not the buying of it, which everyone researches obsessively, but the keeping of it. The maintenance habits you have built up over years of looking after a Kent property are good habits. Some of them transfer perfectly. Several of them are aimed at the wrong enemy entirely.

The house you are leaving behind

Think about what a Tunbridge Wells house actually fights against.

Water, mostly. Rain arriving from every direction across the High Weald, damp creeping into solid walls of Victorian terraces, condensation on single glazing, clay beneath parts of the borough that swells and shrinks with the seasons. The tile-hung and weatherboarded Wealden cottages around the town were built by people who understood wet weather intimately.

Then cold. The annual boiler service is a ritual. Lagging pipes before a freeze is second nature. The loft gets insulated, the draught excluders come out in October, and the chimney gets swept if you are lucky enough to use it.

Your instincts are tuned to a climate where the threat is slow, damp and chilly. In most of Australia the threats are fast, dry and hot, and a few of them have no British equivalent at all.

A typical case

Take a composite but very common scenario. A couple sell a Victorian semi a short walk from the Pantiles and buy a 1990s brick veneer house in Perth’s northern suburbs. Four bedrooms, a Colorbond steel roof, a reverse cycle split system in the living room, a pool out the back, and a garden of native shrubs that looked low maintenance in the listing photos.

Their first year typically goes something like this. They arrive in the southern spring expecting to relax and instead discover the house has no heating to speak of for the three cool months, but three air conditioning heads that nobody has serviced since the previous owners moved in. In December they meet their first huntsman spider on the bedroom ceiling, which is harmless and roughly the size of a saucer. In January the power bill arrives. In March a neighbour mentions, quite casually, that they should really get a termite inspection before buying. They have already bought.

None of this is disastrous. All of it is avoidable with a little foreknowledge, and every item on that list is a maintenance question rather than a lifestyle one.

Sun is the new rain

The single biggest adjustment is that ultraviolet light replaces water as the thing slowly destroying your house.

Australia has some of the highest UV levels of any inhabited place on earth, and UV degrades polymers. Paint binders, sealants, rubber door seals, roof membranes, garden hoses, pool equipment and outdoor furniture all age much faster than the same products would in Kent. A sealant that would last a decade on a Tunbridge Wells window frame might be cracked within five years on a west facing wall in Brisbane.

External painting in Australia is therefore protective rather than cosmetic, and the repaint cycle is shorter than a British owner expects. Watch for chalking, the fine powder that comes off on your hand when you rub a sunbaked wall. That is the coating failing.

Heat matters too. Dark roofs absorb enormous amounts of it, which is why pale Colorbond colours such as Surfmist are so popular, and why roof space ventilation and ceiling insulation matter as much for summer comfort as loft insulation does for winter warmth at home.

Termites have no British equivalent

This is the one that genuinely catches new arrivals out, and it is worth taking seriously from the day you start house hunting.

Subterranean termites are present across most of mainland Australia, and they eat timber from the inside, quietly, often for years before anyone notices. A skirting board that crumbles under a vacuum cleaner is frequently the first sign. By then the damage behind it can be extensive.

The part that surprises British buyers most is that standard Australian home insurance policies typically exclude termite damage altogether. There is no claim to make. That makes prevention the whole strategy: a pre-purchase pest inspection, an annual inspection afterwards by a licensed pest technician, and some habits that feel odd at first. Never stack firewood or timber against the house. Keep garden beds and mulch from bridging over the edge of the slab. Fix leaking taps and air conditioning drains promptly, because termites need moisture.

Bushfire and cyclone risk

Kent gets storms. It does not get bushfire seasons, cyclones or the kind of convective thunderstorm that can strip a roof in ten minutes.

In bushfire prone areas, which include plenty of ordinary suburban fringes around Perth, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide, your property may carry a Bushfire Attack Level rating under the Australian Standard AS 3959. The rating affects what you can build and how, and it changes what maintenance means. Clearing gutters of eucalyptus leaves before summer is not tidiness. It is fire preparation, because leaf litter in a gutter is precisely where windblown embers land.

Further north, in cyclone regions of Queensland, Western Australia and the Northern Territory, houses are built to much higher wind standards, and the pre-season checklist includes securing anything that could become airborne. The Bureau of Meteorology is the Australian equivalent of the Met Office, and new arrivals quickly learn to take its warnings seriously.

Water restrictions will feel familiar

One thing a Kent household will recognise immediately. Anyone who lived through a South East Water hosepipe ban already understands the idea of rationing garden water, and much of Australia treats that as normal rather than exceptional.

Perth, for example, runs permanent sprinkler rosters that limit which days you can water, and other cities impose restrictions during drought. Many Australian homes also have features that are rare in Kent: rainwater tanks, garden bores and automated reticulation systems. Each needs its own maintenance. Tanks need their inlet screens cleared, bore pumps wear out, and reticulation lines crack and leak underground, sometimes for months before a soggy patch of lawn gives them away.

Air conditioning replaces the boiler

In Tunbridge Wells, the annual boiler service is the anchor of the maintenance year. In most of Australia that role passes to the air conditioning.

Reverse cycle split systems, which both heat and cool, are standard in many Australian homes, and they need regular care. Cleaning the filters is a genuine homeowner task that makes a measurable difference to both efficiency and air quality. A full service by a technician is worth booking annually, and the smart move is to book it in the off season. Every air conditioning business in Brisbane is unreachable in the week before Christmas and perfectly available in June.

Note that handling refrigerant requires a licence in Australia, so anything beyond filter cleaning is a job for a qualified technician.

Solar panels deserve a mention too. Australia has one of the highest rates of household rooftop solar in the world, and there is a good chance your new house has a system. Panels need occasional inspection, inverters have a finite life, and a system nobody has checked in years may be underperforming without anyone noticing.

Who is allowed to do what

British homeowners are used to a particular set of rules. Gas work must be done by someone on the Gas Safe Register. Electrical work in England falls under Part P of the Building Regulations, with competent person schemes such as NICEIC and NAPIT, though householders can still do some minor work themselves, like replacing a socket.

Australia is stricter on the electrical side. In every state and territory, virtually all fixed electrical work must be done by a licensed electrician, and that includes jobs a confident British DIYer might consider routine. Plumbing and gas fitting are licensed too. Doing this work yourself is not just unwise, it is unlawful and it can void your insurance.

The other surprise is that licensing is run state by state rather than nationally. NSW Fair Trading covers New South Wales. The Victorian Building Authority and Energy Safe Victoria cover Victoria. The Queensland Building and Construction Commission covers Queensland. Building and Energy covers Western Australia. Each keeps a free online register, and checking a licence takes about two minutes. It is the Australian equivalent of looking someone up on the Gas Safe Register, and it is worth making a habit of.

Smoke alarm rules vary by state as well. Queensland, for instance, requires interconnected photoelectric smoke alarms in every bedroom of every home by 1 January 2027, a stricter regime than most British owners will be used to.

Finding a tradie without a local network

Here is the problem nobody warns you about. In Tunbridge Wells, you probably know a plumber. Or your neighbour does. Or there is a name on the noticeboard at the local shop that three people have vouched for. Twenty years of living somewhere builds a quiet network of trusted trades.

In Australia, you arrive with none of that. And tradespeople there are in short supply, particularly licensed electricians and plumbers, so the good ones are busy and the first number you ring may not ring back.

The practical answer is to build your list early, before anything breaks. Use a small, non urgent job, a tap washer or a filter service, to try out a local tradesperson. If they are good, keep their number. An electrician who has done a small job for you will take your call in an emergency. One who has never heard of you is at the bottom of a long list.

For the initial search, an online directory helps to replace the word of mouth you have not had time to build. Platforms such as Trade Heroes list Australian tradespeople by category and location, with ratings and photographs of past work, and put you in touch with the business directly. Treat any directory as a shortlist rather than a guarantee, and still check the licence on the state register before anyone starts work.

A first year calendar for new arrivals

Remember that the seasons are reversed. Christmas falls in high summer, and the cold months run from June to August.

Before you buy. Get a building inspection and a separate pest inspection. They are different reports and you want both.

September to November, the southern spring. Service the air conditioning before the heat arrives. Clear gutters, especially in bushfire areas. Check the roof from the ground. Test smoke alarms.

December to February, summer. Watch for the first storms. Keep vegetation trimmed back from the house. Recoat outdoor timber before it greys and splits.

March to May, autumn. Book the annual termite inspection. Check external paint and sealants after the summer sun.

June to August, winter. Service any gas heating. Book internal jobs, when outdoor trades are quieter and easier to get hold of.

What to keep from home

Not everything changes. The best British habits travel well.

Fixing the small thing now, before it becomes a large thing, is universal wisdom. So is keeping a folder of who worked on the house and when. So is the instinct to be wary of anyone who knocks on the door offering a cheap roof repair after a storm, because itinerant operators follow bad weather in Australia just as they do in Kent.

And the patience you have developed from waiting for tradespeople in the south east of England will serve you very well indeed.

The house will be different. The sun will be relentless, the spiders larger, the insects hungrier, and the paperwork arranged state by state. But a well maintained house is a well maintained house anywhere, and the owners who settle in fastest are simply the ones who learned what their new home was fighting against before it started losing.